Mark Maier on stage, pointing at the audience with microphone in hand

Stand-up · Improv · Writer · Voiceover

MarkMaier

Comedian, improviser and award-winning writer, from the Comedy Store in London to Caroline’s in New York.

“Smoothly cynical”
“Top laughtersmith”
“Blessed with killer timing”
“It’s high time someone gave him a TV show of his own!”
“A multi-talented, mercurial comedian”
The Independent
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About Mark

Decades on the circuit. Still reading the room.

Award-winning writer and stand-up Mark Maier is an established, highly sought-after performer on the national and international comedy circuits.

He has worked comedy clubs in Germany, Holland, Ireland, Hong Kong, the Bahamas, South Africa, Australia and New Zealand, and has appeared at The Comedy Store in Los Angeles and Caroline’s in New York. At home he has performed with the Comedy Store Players and taught and performed improvisation with Catherine Tate in London.

Before stand-up, Mark was an award-winning radio copywriter in the UK and in Hollywood. That writing background runs through his material, and a gift for accents and dialects took him into voiceover work on TV and radio.

On screen he appeared in The Harry Hill Movie, in cameo roles across Harry Hill’s TEA-TIME, and in two series of BBC sitcom Boy Meets Girl. For BBC Radio 4 he has written and performed a string of series, including Trapped, Inner Voices and the sitcom Quando, Quando, Quando.

“An experienced artisan of observational comedy who, with little fuss or hoopla, simply gets on with the task of showing how it should be done.”Steve Bennett, Chortle
8+countries played, from Hong Kong to the Bahamas
BBC R4writer and performer on multiple series
5London International Advertising Awards for radio writing
HollywoodInternational Broadcast Award, radio writing

Solo show

Jewvenile

★★★★ Jewish Renaissance

Mark’s critically acclaimed solo show made its debut at the Duchess Theatre in London’s West End.

Jewvenile mixes storytelling, character comedy and crowd work, and is a tribute to his late father Werner, whose survival instinct and dark sense of humour Mark inherited. Along the way you’ll meet the enigmatic Rabbi Schnitzel, hunched beneath a voluminous tallit.

“The laughter starts early and never lets up!”Jewish News
  • Named Jewish Performer of the Year in the UK
  • Played to 3,000 people at Wembley Arena for the Yom Ha’atzmaut celebration
  • The first British comedian to appear at San Francisco’s Kung Pao Kosher Comedy
  • Co-creator and producer of Rabbi Santa’s Comedy Night at Radlett Theatre
  • Hosts a monthly Sunday comedy night at The Village Green, Muswell Hill
Black and white photo of Mark Maier on stage, arms flung wide, mid-punchline

Credits

On air, on screen, on the shelf

Television & film

  • Harry Hill’s TEA-TIME Cameo roles, series 2ITV
  • Boy Meets Girl Mike, 2 seriesBBC
  • The Harry Hill Movie Bank ManagerCinema
  • Edinburgh NightsBBC
  • The World Stands UpParamount
  • Dating the EnemyITV
  • Bring Me the Head of Light EntertainmentCh5
  • The Stand Up ShowBBC1
  • Five’s CompanyCh5
  • Comedy RulesSky
  • Live at JongleursLWT
  • Rory Bremner, Who Else?Ch4
  • Rove LiveAustralia

Radio

  • Trapped, series 1 & 2 Co-wrote with Daniel Maier & performedR4
  • Quando, Quando, Quando Co-wrote & performed, with Catherine TateR4
  • Object Lessons Wrote & performedR4
  • Objects Wrote & performedR4
  • Inner Voices Wrote & performedR4
  • Six Geese a-Laying Wrote & performedR4
  • Four at the Store 2 seriesR4
  • Rubbish PerformedR4
  • Five Squeeze PiecesR4
  • The Stand-Up ShowR2
  • The Sunday ServiceR5

Awards

  • 3 × London International Advertising Awards Radio writing, humour · 1996Award
  • 2 × London International Advertising Awards Radio writing, utilities · 1996Award
  • Aerial Award Radio writing · 1996Award
  • Hollywood International Broadcast Award Radio writing · 1997Award
  • Jewish Performer of the YearAward

Trapped and Quando, Quando, Quando are available as BBC audiobooks.

Mark Maier smiling in a navy blazer against a brick wall

Corporate & private events

Tailored to your room

Mark’s warm, accessible humour and sharp wit, together with his knack for tailoring material to any occasion, make him a natural choice for corporate engagements, gala dinners and fundraisers.

“Stand up comedy was new territory for us. We needn’t have had any concerns. Mark was a huge success with many people commenting on how adept he was at reading our audience.”First Enterprise

Companies Mark has worked for include

Orange
Unilever
McDonald’s
Harley-Davidson
Skipton Building Society

Corporate comedy

Conferences, awards nights, launches and charity dinners. Mark researches the brief, learns the audience and writes for the night.

Enquire about a corporate booking

Voiceover

A former award-winning radio copywriter in the UK and Hollywood, with an exceptional ear for accents and dialects. Prolific on TV and radio.

Enquire about voiceover work

We recently booked Mark as evening entertainment for our annual Customer Conference, a Gala Dinner for over 230 guests. He delivered a performance that was tailored to our organisation, staff and customers and was sidesplittingly funny. Feedback cited the entertainment as one of the reasons this was our best Conference ever.
Donna KingMarketing and Events Team Leader, Orchard Information Systems
You followed our brief and delivered a highly entertaining and amusing set that had the audience in raptures. You really did make it a fantastic evening that everyone will remember for a long time.
Dan BlakeChair, Nicki’s Smile
Your thorough preparation meant that you had a good handle on the crowd beforehand and you read the mood on the night well too. Your dry sense of humour and relaxed delivery had the group entertained throughout.
Ralph FrankHead of Solutions, Cardano
He is a mentch to deal with and kept the audience entertained with his cutting Jewish humour, whilst keeping it clean. Not an easy feat while performing for university students.
Rabbi Mendy LentChabad Lubavitch Nottingham
Amazingly funny, engaging and perfect for our crowd. His show Shmoozeworthy was creative and great for a Jewish audience of all levels and backgrounds. We highly recommend him.
Rabbi Eli BrackmanChabad of Oxford
Just right for our audience, so much so he was dragged back for an encore.
Corporate client

Bookings & enquiries

Get in touch

For clubs, corporate events, private functions and voiceover work, email Mark directly.

Mark Maier on stage, leaning in to the microphone